Erstwhile Muse

Nov 3, 2004

Congratu-fucking-lations...

You fucking retards...you stupid fucking retards

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck fucking fuck you fucking fuckholes...

To the American People:

You ignorant fucking shit-brained scared-of-your-own-fucking-shadow brainless simpering jackapes—congratulations for absolutely destroying the idea that we might rely on an informed fucking populace. That would require you engage that small lump of useless putty between your fucking ears for a second for something other than eating and fucking.

Fuck You

To the citizens of Ohio:

You inbred drooling half-wit can't-keep-your-dick-outta-other-folk's-business mongloid pigfuckers—congratulations for fucking over everyone who doesn't agree with your magical pretend buddy. Way to give it to us all in the ass-can, gay and straight. Let me spell this out for you you pea-brained sycophants for a bunch of dead Middle Eastern and Italian guys–there is no fucking God. Never has been, never was, and the sooner the human race can wean itself of the teet of this ridiculous mystical fallacy and start realizing the potential of our goddam brains instead of yelling at what others do to/with their genitals, the better.

Fuck You