Here's my public service announcement for the day—stay the fuck out of downtown Columbus this weekend. Why you ask? Let me elucidate:
So, let's recap what we have waiting for us should we decide to travel downtown despite my friendly warning. On one side of the street we have a large mass—and I do mean large in some of these instances— mass of unwashed humanity; on the other side of the street we have a large mass of unwashed humanity whose body odor is rather poorly masked in patchouli. To add to the fun we have road construction to fuck up traffic flow, and not a parking spot in sight.
Sounds like fun, neh?
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